i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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