i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
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Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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