Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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