Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
tell me about the fingering
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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