I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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