Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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