It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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