sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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