I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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