I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
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So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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