No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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