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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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