seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm at about main and main street
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
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