You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Randomize