Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
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She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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