My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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