It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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