I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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