it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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