she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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