The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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