Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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