Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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