just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
jump out the window naked night went bad
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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