so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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