He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
It's just like the Real World with babies
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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