tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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