He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
The beer is more important than you right now.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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