Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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