I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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