How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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