"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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