fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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