We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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