I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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