i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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