are you still at the devil's house?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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