Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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