do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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