so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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