I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
jump out the window naked night went bad
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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