I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
ttyl tear gas
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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