when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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