I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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