dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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