is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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