i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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