Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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