How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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