What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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